"Sssh....we're in parenthesis"
Reen - Circa 1990 |
"I'm not a lesbian,
I like the cock."
Reen - November 2006 |
"No! No! No! It'll be sticky!!!!!"
Reen |
"Manuals are for pussies. Push the fuck out of every button until something good happens."
Kevin |
"You're going to need to refill the
bleach dispensers in the rape showers."
Lucifer's Doll |
"I know for a fact that if you had $15 million burning a hole in your pocket you would spend it on a pirate ship and hookers."
Lucifer's Doll |
"OK. I joined. But I don't have a clue as to how to play that Mahjong Connect game."
Vette |
"Also, like Paris Hilton, I offer hope and beauty to an otherwise bleak world."
Wirehed |
"Do not belittle my strain of whatever by comparing it to some wussy
tick-borne hemorrhagic fever.
My stuff is worser."
Bang |
"I might as well put a microphone up to my ass."
and "Sounds like Wille Nelson
on halucinogens"
Jeff - Octber 17, 2008
While listening to
very crappy Karaoke. |
"Love is only for the
lucky and the hung."
Jeff - October 17, 2008
While listening to very crappy rendition of "The Rose" at very crappy Karaoke. |
"...and the microphone smells
like a queer."
Jeff - October 18, 2008
While listening to the song
"Piano Man" at the piano bar. |
"Just help me Jesus, you gotta
help me make a slam."
Ryn - October 18, 2008
While listening to "Fire & Rain"
at the piano bar. |
"I'm the scum of the earth!!!"
Jeff - October 17, 2008
In response to, I'm the king
of the world! |
"Touchable" pronounced
as
(Too-chab-lay)
Ryn - Circa 1990
While watching the "Untouchables". |
"Did you know the word gullible
isn't in the dictionary."
Ryn to Reen - Circa 1990 |
"Wheee! We had a
great time cornholing!"
Loremipsum |
"Bleach! Bleach! I can't unsee that!!" Wirehed |
"Fuck you internet."
Bimmi |
"But this is why I always keep
my stick pointy and my
pimp hand strong."
Vette |
"Oh shit it's the cops, quick hide
that bong in my ass!"
Bang |
"And I am quite certain there
is no hope in hell of me getting someone off who uses their
cooch as a footlocker."
Bang |
"I can't feel my mouse finger."
Pirate |
"We'll always have the futon."
Vette |
"Lido deck.....bitches"
Jeff - October 17-19, 2008
Everytime we were on the elevator on our cruise. |
"Suprise! Buttsex!!"
Lucifer's Doll |
"I'm dating this caculator
named Shareen."
Robert - 7th grade
drama, in his improvisational math ssignment. |
"ps...Vette...I'm pretty sure that poker table was already broken before you were drunk on it."
TrashFilmChristy 02-10-09 |
"You don't touch your dick with those fingers, do you?"
Wednesday |
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